what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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