Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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