My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
