I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Why is there bacon in the couch?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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