1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
