This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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