Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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