Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
