And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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