This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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