im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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