Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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