is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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