Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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