question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
How's work?
Spinning.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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