It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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