maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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