I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.