Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?