I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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