So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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