Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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