He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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