Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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