everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?