I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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