This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day