She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.