nut hugger
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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