I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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