I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
