do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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