nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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