she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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