so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
sex in a hospital.. check
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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