Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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