she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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