you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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