Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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