I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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