you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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