Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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