My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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