That's intense
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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