Fuck appropriateness.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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