Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Is this like a preordered booty call?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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