i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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