This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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