I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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