Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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