Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I am one with the molecules
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
