Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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