Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We talked him into tasing himself.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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