Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
