margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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