hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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